[Intro: Lil Wayne]
Waaaaaaaaaa! Yaaaaaaaaa! Look here, man, listen, man, listen, man
Good morning, New York, my name is Weezy F, baby
I am the president, and um... Is this thing on? Ah, testing
Um, today I come to talk to you about a very serious situation
Uh, uh, yeah, it's this bitch I know, um, and uh, uh-uh
She don't, she-she-she-she, y-you know, she's not-she's not your ordinary bitch, ya know
She, aaaah, she-she-shhhhh.... aah, you know?
You could smell the swagger off of the bitch, breh, you know what I mean?
And um, you know, I-I, I personally don't think, you know, um, um
Any, any you other bitches could fuck with her, you know what I mean?
Um, you will take that and no-no, don't take that shit to heart, uh, take it to your pussy
You know what I mean? Cause she gon' take it to your necks, and uh, who I'm talkin' bout?
I'm talkin' bout Nicki Minaj, n****, yeah, the Mistress
Yo, they be like, "Why she call herself the Mistress?" I be like, "I don't know"
And they be like, "I don't know, like, wait-wait why she call herself Nicki Lewinsky?" And I be like, "I don't know,"
And they be like, "Why you call yourself the President? And, ehh"
Fuck y'all, Young Mulah, baby! Dirty Money, Fendi I see!